Bishop Brennan put me, Fr. Ted & Fr. Hacket on this godforsaken island for various things. Fr. Hacket was sent here because of the incident with Sr. Agnes. Fr. Ted was sent here because of that whole Lourdes thing and I was sent here because of that wedding in Clonas.
Now he wasnts to send me to Suriname because, as usual, we messed up again. I found a video tape of Bishop Brennan banging some chick on the beach in California.
Should I use it to blackmail him?
2006-08-31 07:36:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seems to me you already have.
DRINK!
2006-08-31 07:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by ab2li 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blackmail is such a nasty word, why not use it to merely convince him to "make a gesture of good faith", and buy you a Masseratti. Then surely goodness and mercy shall follow blah, blah, blah, etc. Ye knoweth the drill.
2006-08-31 14:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by derstrudelmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't father Ted dead? Think I'd go to Suriname must stink there if Ted is with you.
2006-08-31 15:21:56 · answer #3 · answered by shirls4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Father Guido Sarducci is funnier than you are, even if you are posting these questions in the name of sarcasm and irreverent humor.
2006-08-31 15:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man NOway ,shud U blackmail anyone. Be God fearing all times, He helps U that way
2006-08-31 14:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes and use the money to fix that smirk on your face
2006-08-31 14:42:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suriname is full of sheep.
Send it on over.
2006-08-31 14:39:56 · answer #7 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not a priest. Not even Christian. Why would you pretend?
2006-08-31 14:42:23 · answer #8 · answered by Suzanne G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And they misteriously have a computer on this island?
2006-08-31 14:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the bastard who molested me when I was six
2006-08-31 14:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋