2006-08-31 07:22:53 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yuppers.
My Daddy was slime
My Grand Daddy was slime.
My Great Grand Daddy was slime.
And I'm slime... errr.. Slimy too? Slimeish too?
Oh Bother!!!!
I come from a long line of slime and I'm d*mn proud of it.
2006-08-31 07:28:22 · answer #1 · answered by Pablito 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Primordial Slime
2016-10-14 12:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by meharg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'm very proud to be descended from slime. Our one celled ancestors survived both the Earth being turned into a giant fireball, and being turned into a ball of ice billions of years ago. I see the resilience of life as proof of God, but he didn't just plop us on earth as humans out of nowhere.
2006-08-31 07:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by mj_indigo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my allegies are bad, primordial slime descends from me.
2006-08-31 07:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do not call our Great grandad slime. He was primordial soup.
2006-08-31 07:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
More or less yes. The great primordial booger.
2006-08-31 09:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sage Bluestorm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know that you are lost and unhappy right now and how much better your life could be with Him in it? I pity you for living such a sad and hopeless lifestyle and pray He will find you so He will bring about God's Salvation.
I don't know why you wouldnt' want Him to be in your life because once you do, He will guide your thoughts and actions forever. You need no longer worry, feel pain, or be afraid for He has come to save you from sin! The Lord Jesus, accept him and be free! He loves you and I pray you come to the light of Jesus Christ and truly become found and happy. If you don't, you are going to Hell and He doesn't want that to happen.
Why would you deny His presence, if you do, you've lost The Truth and The Way.
2006-08-31 07:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by serving_jesus_forever1012 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
No, wait, they got into radioactive slime. Or was it toxic slime? I can never remember.
2006-08-31 07:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes! they make the best lasagna at Christmas time. Grandma Slime is one helluvah cook.
2006-08-31 07:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by she who is awesome 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes.
2006-08-31 07:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋