I found Jesus digging through my old lawnmower parts.
Should I just get him a new lawnmower now? I bought him a John Deere the other day but he crashed it into the granny that lives next door.
Should I just get him a new John Deere?
BTW: Im not talking about Jesus Christ, but rather Jesus Christo - my mexican gardener.
2006-08-31 06:57:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i saw him with a hoe once.
2006-09-02 11:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! That's pretty amazing my friend. Usually "finding Jesus" is a spiritual encounter, a feeling, and an intimacy that takes place internally. Now seriously, are you poking fun at Christianity and the idea of "finding Jesus?" or are you really curious about what it means?
2006-08-31 07:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Lee V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus borrowed my shirt for a job interview and it came back plaid.
Hey, where is my lawnmower?
Oh, he is trimming the trees.
2006-08-31 07:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, i'm rolling on the floor! Thank you for bringing world class entertainment value to Yahoo answers. Keep up the funny stuff; we need more participants like you.
2006-08-31 07:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Mightie Mouse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should just hire another day laborer. It's more cost effective.
I'm sure if you called Jesus' name, many will flock towards you..
at the local Costco/Walmart/Day Labor center.
2006-08-31 07:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by umwut? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go find another John Doe who can drive better and have him do your gardening?
2006-08-31 07:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by Batchlor of the Arts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're in the wrong section, then. Gardening isn't related to religion and spirituality.
2006-08-31 07:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
doggiewater did a whole day of these questions yesterday
how did you two get the same gardener?
2006-08-31 06:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you, Father Dougal.
2006-08-31 07:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by anabasisx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
duh
You sound like you are a baby that is seeking attention, why don't put your brain to work and ask some insightful questions
2006-08-31 07:04:54 · answer #10 · answered by mysticideas 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, weird.
2006-08-31 07:00:45 · answer #11 · answered by jocelyn_magee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋