2006-08-31 06:17:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Arrrrgh! I would have answered quicker, but I was busy pillaging and plundering!!
.... and ironing my pretty new pirate shirt, you should see it, it's lovely....I have to remember to scotch guard the shoulders though, my parrot should be arriving by UPS tomorrow...
2006-08-31 06:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope! Sorry, I'm just a Monster who loves Spaghetti,thanks.
2006-08-31 13:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by trisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is my personal Chef and Saucier! Without him nothing would exist! If you want proof he exists, just look around you, everything proclaims the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
2006-08-31 13:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love spaghetti flying monsters!!!! No I am not one, but I know a few of them lol!
2006-08-31 13:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by sweetmommymandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what IS a flying spaghetti Monster warrior??? do all these answerers actually know what you mean by this, or are they just answering any rubbish=). Please enlighten me, if you can
2006-08-31 13:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by abstract 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a spicy meatball atop the FSM holy personage! We need more faithful to round out our meaty red sauce an conquer all of eternity with noodly goodness!
2006-08-31 13:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that's part of the religious service of the FSM. I mean, pirates are kind of warriors, but they don't really have all that much organization or motivation.
2006-08-31 13:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I weild the mighty flaming fork as the Angel Parmasianiel shall when he strikes fown in Infidel!
RAmen!
2006-08-31 13:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends, do you offer sexual health benefits for spouses? My husband (the recently aborted cat-man-beast fetus) needs an operation for his kidney stone.
2006-08-31 13:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoo-aaah!
2006-08-31 13:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by QuackJak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋