Zero.
Thank God for AIDS.
2006-08-31 05:57:23 · 24 answers · asked by Leif Ericson 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What If There Were No Black People?
This is a story of a little boy name Theo who woke up one morning and asked his mother, Mom, what if there was no Black people in the world?
Well his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said Son, follows me around today and lets just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world.
Mom said, Now go get dressed and we will get started. Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes.
His mother took one look at him and said Theo, where are shoes, and those clothes are all wrinkled son,
I must iron them. But when she reached for the ironing board it was no longer there. You see Sarah Boone, a black invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
Oh well, she said, please go and do something to your hair. Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You See, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the come. Theo Decided to just brush his hair. But the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the rush. Well this was a sight, no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess even Moms hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. J. Walker, well you get the picture.
Mom told Theo, lets do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store. Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan. So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his mom, mom, I not having any luck.
Well son, she said, let me finish washing these clothes and we will prepare a list for the grocery store. When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer. Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
Takes a lot.
2006-08-31 06:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by Coco 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
How many ***-gers does it take to make the world a better place?
All of us,
we are all Negroes, children of the most high
*****.Too bad Aids does not discriminate.
Repent, come into the light.
Skin color will not protect you.
Have a blessed day.
2006-08-31 13:06:26 · answer #2 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Reported
2. I would never say this under any kind of circumstances, but I hope you get AIDS.
3. Other people besides black has AIDS, so not only is it NOT funny, but just INCORRECT.
4. The only we need to make the world a better place is to get rid of people like YOU.
2006-08-31 15:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from the South? You need some edumacation regarding AIDS and people of African origin. Are you David Duke?
2006-08-31 13:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by Bloon-Enimalz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
0 Zero
2006-08-31 13:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by spider boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The world will become a better place when all ignorance is removed, from every race........
2006-08-31 13:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by prophetessqueen 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am amazed this guy is not banned yet. He has been reported several times. What is wrong with yahoo answers.
2006-08-31 13:07:12 · answer #7 · answered by Love of Truth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reported for taking up oxygen.
2006-08-31 13:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wait...you believe in God?
2006-08-31 13:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by sweetheart882001 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's one thing to be an *** and have people wonder-it's quite another to open your mouth and prove them right.
2006-08-31 13:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋