Three men died and went to heaven. Upon entering god asked each how many affairs they had. The first one admitted to having absolutly none and was given a rolls royce. the second admitted to 4 and was given a hyndai accent, the third admitted to many to count and was given a beat up station wagon. One day they all end up at the same red light. The guy in the rolls royce looks very sad and depressed. The 2 others start telling him how lucky he is to have such a nice car, that he was an upstanding husband and should have no reason to be this upset. He then replies, i wasnt until i saw my wife. she was on a skateboard.
2006-08-31 04:47:31 · 8 answers · asked by humorme! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha..thanks for the LAUGHS!! tenners!!
2006-08-31 04:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
DUDE> i grew to become into so dumb in the start i presumed he grew to become into crying using fact he left his spouse without money, whilst he's using a rolls royce in heaven XD I giggled slightly. I advised my cousin the shaggy dog tale and then she laughed out loud. i did not understand why, she defined it grew to become into using fact she cheated lots !!! After that I laughed greater :P ty
2016-10-01 03:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-08-31 04:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every man or woman gets what they deserve when they get to Heaven - makes you want to do better while you are here on earth!@
2006-08-31 04:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! Thats funny! Sounds like my ex!
2006-08-31 04:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-08-31 04:54:26 · answer #6 · answered by ALBPACE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE! Thanks for putting a smile on my face, I needed it!
2006-08-31 04:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by dragonfuror 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn... sounds like my ex-wife!!! ha ha ha!
2006-08-31 04:49:34 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋