a retiring priest decided to take the young man that was going to replace him to meet a very old woman who was on her death bed. He explained to him she was very sick and that she was to be visited everyday until her passing. This made the young man nervous as he had never been in this situation. Upon arriving and speaking with her his nerves got the best of him. She had a bowl of nuts on the table that he preceded to eat on after the other thinking it would calm him. He then noticed he had ate them all and feeling sheepish offered to run to the corner store and purchase so more. The lady replied, oh sonny thats okay i just suck the chocolate off of them. eewww
2006-08-31 04:42:50 · 6 answers · asked by humorme! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's disgusting.
Here's a gross one:
There are two flies that are chilling on a pile of dog sh!t. One of them lifts up his leg and rips a loud @ss fart. The other one looks at him and yells, "Dude! i'm trying to eat here!"
2006-08-31 04:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eeeewwwwwww
2006-08-31 11:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm Chocolate
2006-08-31 11:54:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww.LOL! ewww yuk yuck! 10!
2006-08-31 11:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will surely vomit cos thats so disgusting.
2006-08-31 11:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by Aliyu J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's icky. and not a question.
2006-08-31 11:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by Dre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋