A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple
of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom
where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet,
gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
"You a~s~s~hole..it's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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SmileyCat : )
2006-08-31 04:40:30 · 7 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. your funny. hahaha
hey people dont answer my questions... think they are all shy lol....
2006-09-02 10:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10 Classic joke
2006-08-31 04:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 that was one of the best in a longtime.
2006-08-31 05:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!!!!
had me rolling again...where do you come up with all this?!!
new online, bout 6 wks now and your stuffs the funniest i've found so far!
2006-08-31 07:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by bigmammarush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but it's kinda old sorry sweetheart ♥
2006-08-31 10:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!! That was a good one!! lol!
2006-08-31 04:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but goodie. LOL.
2006-08-31 14:29:04 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋