none because noah had the arc lol i told this ♥
2006-08-31 10:19:07
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answer #1
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answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7
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I don't know where I read this joke and I am not that good at re-telling them, but here goes;
God calls Noah and says'I want you to build a new Ark but bigger'
Noah says 'great, this time we wont miss any animals'
God says 'I want it 10 floors high and..'
'Brilliant' says Noah
'....I want you to fill it with fish, to be precise Carp', booms God.
'You can't be serious, God' says Noah.
'Never more so' says God 'I fell like doing something different, I feel like creating a Multi-storey Carp Ark'.
On a more factual note you will find in the Bible that it was only the 'unclean' animals that were taken in pairs, 'clean' animals and fowls of the air were taken in sevens.
2006-08-31 11:40:40
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answered by Bill(56 yrs old) 5
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moses did not take animals on the arc. Noah did and he took 2 of each animals.
2006-08-31 11:25:20
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answered by Anonymous
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mosses took none neither did moses it was noah
2006-08-31 12:15:17
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answered by sestero1 2
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uummmm, It was Noah!, we all know that......
and he took, one male and one female of each animal that was on the earth.....And did you know it was God him self who led the animals to the Ark, well told them to go there, Noah just had to build the thing.....oh and gather the family aswell....
2006-08-31 11:44:12
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answered by precious#1 3
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IT was one each i beileve man he must have had a hard time
2006-08-31 11:24:57
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answered by markie 1
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moses never got wet
2006-08-31 16:57:45
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answered by ? 2
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this is about 10,000 years old.
But it still catches a lot of people.
2006-08-31 16:17:54
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answered by Dew Drop 3
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one each!
...but i'm pissed that he forgot the unicorns, dragons, and all the rest of the dinosaurs
2006-08-31 11:23:49
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answered by VetteLeo 6
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i think you mean Moses.
but it was actually Noah!
pillock!!!
2006-08-31 16:14:17
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answered by Anonymous
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