its true i bribed a an (american)cop wit a donut and it worked!
2006-08-31 04:14:44 · 22 answers · asked by hunter 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
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2006-08-31 04:33:19 · update #1
Yeah its true but you should not have posted that on here, now all the baddies will start eating donuts and have the same powers of the police. I know this because my friend Presidente Bush told me. Its supposed to be kept secret but he told me because we both live in the same asylum, so he trusts me and tells me all types of secrets.
Presidente Bush has asked me to tell you not to tell anymore people, he says he will have to talk to the commissioner of police to try and do some damage limitation thingy's.
2006-08-31 04:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just really need you to use correct grammar, especially when making fun of the police...
"Is it true cops eat donuts and that donuts give them their powers?
It's true I bribed an (American)cop with a donut and it worked!"
Now that we've cleared that up, what's your actual question?
2006-08-31 11:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by alilintheknw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe you guys would harass these guys. They go to work day in and day out, you know it's hard out here for some *****. Let these guys go to work and then free-range at Dunkin Donuts the rest of the time. If they don't get enough sugar, can you imagine how big a group of ******* they will be then?
2006-08-31 11:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by infiniteentropickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No which I guess explains why the Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme locations are all going out of business. Incidentally, it's the coffee that gives us the power not the donut! You can always find coffee.
2006-08-31 11:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sam B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The secret lies, not in the doughnut but in the mystery of the hole. By focusing on the hole and it's expansion, while ingesting said doughnut, a mystical secretion is released. Thus, giving said "flatfoot" his magic powers.
I'm surprised the guy took a doughnut as a bribe, here in Chicago they don't "roll over" for less than ten bucks.
2006-08-31 11:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, yes. Yes, it is. They have little genies in their cop cars that give them donuts whenever they need one.
I hope you never need to ask a cop for help.
2006-08-31 11:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What powers? Cops don't have any powers. At least not in the UK anyway. Cops are a joke over here.
2006-08-31 11:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
donuts are a special secret to the officer. Order of the NUT, I believe..Yes they recieve the ability to use their bowels along with their brainmatter in descision making thus making them almost intelligent as a fly...impressive isnt it?
2006-08-31 13:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by triple sec 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cops eat anything thats free. donuts just happen to be made be the hundreds
2006-08-31 11:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by mrmiketattoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's either that he wasn't the best Cop around or someone wasn't the best citizen around.... and not all Officers are like that. I have yet to meet an Officer who gets distracted by food... and I really respect them for their hardworking and determined tasks.
2006-08-31 11:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by piercing integrity 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋