I do, He can have my bra, I'm sick of it today. LOL
2006-08-31 03:53:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe he can turn it into a slingshot or something.
2006-08-31 03:58:47 · update #1
Yarrrr if he tries to take any of my medallions he's in for a real pirate style fight. I have swords too.
2006-08-31 04:02:49 · update #2
Nice one Katy Kat!
2006-08-31 04:05:55 · update #3
The FSM is very pleased with you, piraterachel.
VERY pleased indeed.
2006-08-31 03:57:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus starts at the top - first you have to give up your brain, then you can work your way down to your chest. There goes the medallion.
2006-08-31 03:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Gallivanting Galactic Gadfly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already offered a cup size to a friend for 3 inches of her legs. Poor jesus, he'll just have to stay an A-cup.
2006-08-31 03:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would he have to be the son of such a sadistic turd? this turd creates everyone with original sin, makes the human body so that every cell in it wants to sin, then drooling waiting for the end of your life he punishes you for that sin! then laughs as he makes us call him unconditionally loving! if that sadistic turd is our god i would never claim to be his son and would gratefully accept the lowest most painful part of hell!!!!
2006-08-31 03:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by mournyngwolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am in for a bra, they are a pain. He can have my high heeled pumps too, I think they would look better on him anyway!
2006-08-31 04:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have an alien inside my chest that's ready to pop. Jesus can have it.
2006-08-31 10:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him take it. Give me those things under it.
2006-08-31 03:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by bobgali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is your boyfriend named Jesus?
2006-08-31 03:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus needs to make his own friends
2006-08-31 06:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like my boobs just the way they are, thank you.
2006-08-31 03:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋