2006-08-31 02:24:52 · 21 answers · asked by mark s 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I really hate dispensing professional advice to someone who is never going to get laid by a woman again. At least not in this lifetime! But, here goes:
If it smells like fish, it's a dish.
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!
If that doesn't work, then flip her over and try the backdoor.
2006-08-31 02:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by cheerstoyou 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd skip the soap and go straight for lye.
2006-08-31 02:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Christopher C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lye soap with bleach.
2006-08-31 02:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by janicajayne 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
imaginary soap for the imaginary smell you f u c k i n g f r e a k
2006-08-31 02:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by kenfitameen 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Diesel fuel. If it's really bad; try soaking yourself in gasoline, light your jewels on fire and run around the yard until the flames subside. That should do it.
2006-08-31 02:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by perfecttiming1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well if you would bathe more...you wouldnt have a problem.
Any type of soap...will remove the tainted smell.....
Next time...keep your c o c k...out of anything that smells!!
2006-08-31 02:28:11 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar_Plumzz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wishful thinking soap, it right next to in your dreams shower gel!
2006-08-31 02:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol i like it m8 haha,leave it on wont hurt u lol get yerself down the seaside and blend in with the smell of fish lol
2006-08-31 02:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by stoke 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Detol you smelly Guy
2006-08-31 02:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mark S.'s poor parents have been contacted, he is a buden to his parents.
2006-08-31 02:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by bereftcat 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋