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NO ITS NOT REAL HERE"S SOMTHING TO PROVE IT :

Smokin' Nuns

Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said: "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that Mother Superior doesn't find them."
The second nun said: "I've found a marvellous invention called the condom, which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!"
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
"You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them."
The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning sister," said the pharmacist. "What can I do for you today?"
"I'd like some condoms please" said the nun.
The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked: "How many boxes would you like - there are twelve to a box."
"I'll take six boxes," said the nun. "That should last about a week!"
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed. "Sister, what size condoms would you like? We have large, extra large, and big liar size."
The sister thought for a minute, and finally said: "I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?"

2006-08-31 01:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by xacarob 2 · 0 2

Let me tell you a little story, and I don't care who I piss off either. Monks and Priests where supposed to take and oath of celibacy. Now we all know better these days. Monks and Priests would have sex with the village girls and get them pregnant. Eventually they had to do something with all the kids, so the priesthood invented Nuns. They started off to care for the bastard children of the Priests and Monks, they put them in convents and left all these kids there. The Priesthood was also about the only place a gay man could go. With everyone gripping and complaining about gay people and the Church is ran by a bunch of them. Makes you think

2006-08-31 01:28:40 · answer #2 · answered by sillyredhead 4 · 1 0

We are not suppose to go without sex. It is too strong a desire. And we were made to reproduce.
The Bible says "it is better to marry than to burn", meaning the burn of sexual desire that needs to be satisfied.
See 1 Corinthians 7:9
I have never understood why priests & nuns have to live a life without sex. It tends to lead to molestation of young boys within the Catholic community.

2006-08-31 01:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle *The Truth Hurts 6 · 2 0

Yeah right, if yes how come so many priests keep getting kicked out for getting someone pregnant, even the nuns are just as bad.

2006-08-31 01:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

the conception is that a clergyman or a nun proceed to be totally committed to Christ and the artwork of the church, really than having to spotlight protecting a wedding ceremony and a kinfolk. the actual undeniable truth that they'll in no way get laid is the LEAST of their concerns. this is compared to sex is the in ordinary words thanks to satisfy one's existence. Nor do human beings abstain from sex because they % it as being ugly or sinful. They abstain because they sense God isn't calling them to develop into one flesh with somebody else. not in ordinary words that, yet self-discipline is a distinctive feature. you may attempt getting to understand it sometime. monks and nuns deal with self-discipline over their flesh because it really is a fruit of the Spirit.

2016-12-06 00:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

yes the pop did it besides a girl if had sex with a pope would get so much money if revealed but yes some people are stronger mentally then us which is why the pop is etter then us i mean yes the pope has sinned but no where near as much as you and me. Also there are more people who dont gay people who never come out and guys that are extremly bad with the ladies.

2006-08-31 01:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by lztexan 3 · 1 0

Some people devote themselvess to the religion they faith with and liberated themselve from all need including money and sex. That is an reality.

2006-08-31 01:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by pyj 4 · 1 0

SEX is not everything!!!
I don't know why the world makes it
seem like it's greater than what it is?
It's great when it's great,but yes,people
can live happy without sex. I know of many
people that do. Everyone has their own
idea of happiness.

2006-08-31 01:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by slappingfox 4 · 0 0

yes, it's real. And people do go without sex. But not often. It's a natural and driving force to procreate. It's unnatural to abstain if you think about it. yeah...floors me too.

2006-08-31 01:19:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yep,its real!And as for the sex issue,i'm 18 and so far,i've managed withuot sex!

2006-08-31 01:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by kareen 4 · 2 0

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