2006-08-31 00:49:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thats the best question I've heard so far about Jesus...
2006-08-31 00:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Skinny 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
OMFG, shut up already, live life anyway u think u should dont let some bible thumping ******** tell you that ur gonna hell, cos, cant u see this, THIS is the hell god was talking abt, sure you'll tell me abt the devil, the wrinkled slimy bovine with extra fangs on each vertebra, but those are all what certain fudgeheads think abt what the devil is, god doesnt care if u were a christian, who doesnt believe in rebirth, or frickin hindu with a dot on the head or even a suicide bomber, gods not out there nooting up there straddling around on the upper surface of some cumulonimbus cloud formation listening to some grouppie angles fingering the harp, gods within us not some extrateresstrial bearded being in the sky, within each and everyone of us, if u christians think theres no such thing as karma or rebirth, but you believe that god is fair right? then why the phucking hell are some people born handicapped or damn po' huh? so much for being fair, god created religions to give u some sort of direction in life, so u dont get too out of hand, to seperate us into fanatical puritans who sit and worry , a discerning crowd who live god-fearing but participate fairly in life , and aother group of feindish blasphemous arseholes, who go through aeons after aeons of rebirth, to work out the karma, so u think if u live the buttoned down , moderate, and moral, just a little delinquent at times, and ur gonna heaven biatch? ur freakin floozy, just sing HU ,in a long , drawn out manner, u'll se what i mean. its the long, lost name of god, the purest divine one
2006-08-31 08:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by crunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad logic, bad bad bad!
Reversal of the cause does not necessary reverse the results.
Borrow some money from your banker, and you will have to pay back principle plus interest.
Stab someone with a knife and a wound is made, but removal of the knife does not remove the wound.
Level 5 members should know this...
(Although not all Christians do.)
2006-08-31 08:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by : ) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it Won't Jesus already Came back from the dead the Bible says that He died and was placed in the tomb and that on the third day He rose from the dead. He showed Himself to His friends and disciples and told them to spread the news of Salvation. then He ascended into heaven to prepare a place for those who accept Him as their Savior and Lord.And I know without a doubt that if He came back this very second even as I am typing this that He would take me home to be with him in heaven forever.
2006-08-31 08:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lilli Beth 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeap, he died for all of us and he has risen too, he is next to the Father in Heaven and even interceding for us still to the Father. That's why we are blessed with a second chance to accept Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior so we may still have a place in Heaven and because God hate sins so why keep sinning. Not only his son died for us and still Jesus is interceding for us to the Father.
2006-08-31 08:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by Mei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
2006-08-31 07:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Would things reverse if Martin Luther king came back to life? Jesus died for a purpose, a point. What his death stood for was paramount. None of it would be reversed if he came back, I mean he was resurrected from his tomb and nothing changed then.
2006-08-31 07:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by david s 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
He already came back from the dead. That is the whole point. The grave could not hold him. It shows he has power over death.
2006-08-31 07:56:34 · answer #8 · answered by Paul K 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha thats funny. oh are you serious. No, because he wont come back from the dead, he is supposed to come down from heaven as a spirit rather than a human.
2006-08-31 07:55:52 · answer #9 · answered by Echo Unit 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My girlfriend say's that "I came back from the dead" all the time
2006-08-31 07:55:50 · answer #10 · answered by xenomorphic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He came back from the dead 2000 years ago, Keyser, and he's coming back to earth for those who love him.
2006-08-31 07:56:27 · answer #11 · answered by David S 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋