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you meet this woman, you really like her, well groomed and beautiful. you go down to business, you are in bed and you want to give her the big "o" and schock horror you notice a nasty fish smell. what do you do?

2006-08-30 23:00:01 · 12 answers · asked by Goldfish" 1 in Society & Culture Etiquette

12 answers

Always check the water before going swimming-- please her every way, but one next time maby the coast will be clear then its head first-- love head first

2006-08-30 23:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ladder Captain-29 5 · 0 0

Suggest we take a shower . Perspiration and several other factors can affect this situation. Hope she's had a long day take a shower or bath her. If it's a repetitive situation it's a medical or hygiene problem. Most women who are aware of this situation will take steps to resolve it before having sexual contact .
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2006-08-31 00:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by Hitomi Love 1 · 0 0

Suggest we take a shower . Perspiration and several other factors can affect this situation. Hope she's had a long day take a shower or bath her. If it's a repetitive situation it's a medical or hygiene problem. Most women who are aware of this situation will take steps to resolve it before having sexual contact .

2006-08-30 23:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Fish smell indicates something more sinister than not getting laid. It could be the signs of uterine or ovarian cancer. Get a PAP smear test and ultrasound on your womb/uterus/ovaries. It could save your life but not your sex life.

2006-08-31 16:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Send a sms to my wife to tip her off so she would charging into my illicit activity and save me from something fishy. Back to the frying pan from the fire, ouch it gonna hurt but at least willie is safe.

2006-08-31 00:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0 0

Suggest having a bath together as a prelim.

2006-08-30 23:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Politely excuse yourself to avoid contamination or getting STD

2006-08-30 23:08:21 · answer #7 · answered by Andrew O 2 · 0 0

Cough groan and let your eyes water..... make the gagging kinda vom noises and then run, naked , away screaming "AAAAaarrrrghghghg FISHY TWOT"

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fishy?

2006-08-30 23:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by andy2kbaker 3 · 0 0

Are you trying to tell us you have a fishy flange and want to know if you can still get laid.

2006-08-30 23:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by Roly P 2 · 1 0

pour some seafood sauce onto her kebab and then have a feast!!

2006-08-30 23:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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