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2006-08-30 22:06:59 · 13 answers · asked by stretchy_baby69 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
a friend of mine was blind drunk on his b,day getting lost on his way home and dying for a dump he decided he would have to go down a dark alley ,
so staggering all over the place he managed to prop himself up in a corner to do his business ,
using his t-shirt to wipe himself and throwing it away he congratulated himself on making the most of a bad situation ,
he stood and pulled up his trousers only to realise that he had only **** in his underpants ! ha
2006-08-30 22:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In New Orleans, I didnt know they put a chocolate on your pillow when they turn the beds down. Waking up the next morning after having 'experienced' burbon street the night before, I woke to smeared chocolate on my pillow, but was even more surprised when I went into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and saw I had a brick of chocolate smeared and stuck to my forehead.
I can only imagine what the maid must ahve thought. :)
Gotta love those Hurricanes though (the drink that is)
My friend, he went into this bathroom that night, with the light off, and got lost in his own bathroom!
2006-09-04 18:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by overwhelmed999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one night i drank a 5th of Tequila and that just wasn't enough, so me and my guy went and bought another 5th. My cousin ends up calling me, stating that he was about 130 miles north of me in another city. Well stupid drunk-*** me decided i really needed to go visit him and nothing was gonna stop me. My guy and I hoped in the car (I was driving - BAD IDEA).
I made it through town and up onto the interstate but was seeing double, and for some reason couldn't get myself to make the car go faster than 35 MPH. I think i thought we were really going 75mph, lol. So anyway, we make it about 30 miles out of town and I start feeling really sick, so i pull over and get in the passenger seat and let my guy continue to drive. 10 miles later i told him to pull over (he was going 90mph) he slams on the brakes (i wasn't wearing my seat belt) and i smack right into the dash! OWWWW!
So i open the door and blow chunks hardcore, I hear a guy ask me if i was ok (he was a construction guy fixing the road cones cause there was construction). I said I'm sick dude! and continue to blow chunks. After that my guy said screw it we are going home.
2006-09-06 17:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHILDREN DO NOT READ
ok...i dont believe im gonna go public with this one...i went out with the girls and had asked my boyfriend to stay at my place for the night for a little action when i got home...so at abt 6am i finally staggered in and not very nicely woke him up by trying to take off his pants..after a bit of hesitation i finally got my own way only to fall asleep as i started giving him oral...i woke up with him in my mouth and him not very happy.
2006-09-04 07:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by yep ive left 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK - night before my 21st I'm working in a bar at uni. I wanted to go home after the shift, but friends persuaded me to stay down for a few drinks, which turned into a full session from 11 - 2. Too drunk to go back to my girlfriend's room, I settled for the night in a pantry..
At 7am the warden and sub warden of the block come bursting in and shake my until I wake up. I apologise for sleeping there and spend the next two weeks wondering why they found me and what they were both doing at 7am in a pantry!
Then I found out - here's some classic female logical thinking....
Apparently two girls in the corridor came in to make their breakfasts and found me on the floor. They panicked and ran down to reception, telling them THERE IS A DEAD BODY IN OUR PANTRY! So the wardens come flying up and find me!
Did they not try to wake me? Nice of them to assume I'm dead isn't it!
That night I then had to go out drinking again for my real 21st - I started off having a pint in two hours but by 2am I was raving in the union once more!
2006-08-31 05:16:10 · answer #5 · answered by monocracy_uk 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Two nights ago, I was sitting on the front porch drinking when this random guy came up the walkway carrying an urn. He said (in a voice like that YOU CAN DOO EET guy from "Waterboy") "See this? It's my seester! These(Ethnic slurs) tried to rob me and take my seester! They was in a bunch of Subarus an they wanned my seester!"
2006-09-07 18:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was my friends birthday party nd we all went out to the park where everyone hangs out at like 11pm and so on. well anyways we had 2 huge bottles of E&J and i ended up drinking almost half of one of the bottles myself. anyways i was so drunk that i sat down somewhere and got up a few mins later only to have all my friends laughing at me cuz i pissed on myself.so they knew i was too wasted to stay outside so they brought me into mcdonalds.ehh i went to the guys bathroom and got locked in there all alone =( woke up bout 2 hours later to the cleaning guy standing next to me yelling a me in spanish haha, so i ran out, still drunk and ended up passing out in the park for the rest of the night. yea it was cool =)
2006-08-31 08:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by scared to death 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woke up with not one but two old ugly women in Germany
2006-09-04 05:27:24 · answer #8 · answered by Jim W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the 70,s we went to a squadron bash and my mate after dinner got a bit hungry so he eat all the bloody daffodills yes he did get sick ha ha
2006-09-03 18:22:42 · answer #9 · answered by telboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I messed up an car and drove it to cops. I ran away and told cop "Drink Hard"
2006-08-31 06:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by simpson3303 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋