Once a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chased by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
2006-08-30 22:04:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One blonde and 2 other people were working to build a building. After a while, they started to open their lunches...
Person 1 had a tuna fish sandwich. So he said "I hate tuna sandwiches. If I have a tuna fish sandwich tommorow, i'll jump off this building."
Person 2 had a jelly sandwich. So he said "I hate jelly sandwiches. if I have a jelly sandwich tommorow, i'll jump off this building."
The blond had a peanut butter sandwich. So she said "I hate peanut butter sandwiches. if I have a peanut butter sandwich tommorow, i'll jump off this building."
The next day, person 1 had a tuna sandwich, person 2 had a jelly sandwich, and the blond had one with peanut butter. So all of them jumped off the buildiing.
At the funeral, person 1's mom said "If i had known he didn't like tuna sandwiches.
Person 2's mom said "if i had known that he didn't like jelly.
The blond's mother said "Don't look at me, she packed her own lunch!"
2006-08-30 23:19:23 · answer #1 · answered by Bobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-02 02:42:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha.... next time i'll remember to look at the letters on the door....=D
2006-08-31 05:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that's a good one :)
keep it up
2006-08-31 05:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she's blond alright.
2006-08-31 05:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by popo dean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol stupid blonde â¥
2006-08-31 17:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE! =D
2006-08-31 05:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by antoni_m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-31 22:54:16 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋