You gotta admit, water into wine 2000 years ago was a pretty bad assed trick. There's a homeless guy down on 58th, that'll do that same trick for a dollar.
2006-08-30 21:10:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I tasted it, it's wine. Wild Irish Rose wine, but wine none the less.
2006-08-30 21:17:37 · update #1
Yes, actually. A charlatan with good sleight of hand and original story.
And Mary? Virgin my a(s)s.
2006-08-30 21:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by ethical_atheist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not me! You mock the Son of God because you have never really looked into the facts surrounding Him. It was people like you who mocked and scoffed at Noah as he built the ark in the time before rain. Those people weren't quite so jolly and confident in their folly as the first rains began to fall and they were on the outside of the only boat around. Oh, but you think that was just a fairy tale too, don't you? Well, when Jesus returns, I guess you can take it up with Him and explain how in the land of the largest number of Bibles per capita you never "got the story". Actually, you still have a chance to get inside the ark, only this time the ark is Jesus Himself. But you better hurry the way the world situation is looking! He promised to not do it with water ever again... next time is with fire. If your soul isn't safe in the arms of Jesus, POOF! Do yourself a favor before you say any more degrading things about the Lord... read the New Testament, it may scare the hell outta you... Jesus said whomsoever will may come... will you?
2006-08-31 04:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by skypiercer 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It's questionable that Jesus even existed.
The Jesus myth is based on other fabrications that predates him.
Maybe someone named Jesus existed, but he wasn't the son of god and he wasn't the messiah.
Christianity is just a religion that stole from other religions of the time. It was Darwinian, in that it was the fittest and survived (with the help of Constantine Caesar, who helped spread xianity through the Roman Empire by converting).
2006-08-31 04:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by umwut? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus didn't use magic at all. He used the power of God. Have you tasted the homeless guy's water turned wine before? He probably had wine already in the bottle and you got tricked out of a dollar. I really doubt that he could do that.
2006-08-31 04:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by hikaru908 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Jesus lives in 58th?
2006-08-31 04:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Alucard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To say Jesus's power was from a demon, like magicians, is blasphemy of the holy spirit, the unforgivable sin...I would not say that if I were you.
If God can make a grape vine grow form the earth and water, with his power, he can do it without earth and water, since he made the earth and water...don't you realize??
2006-08-31 04:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by tina 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah, i know Joe. he's cool. one time he tried to steal my wallet from me and i was gonna kick his a$s but then he pulled a cod and a loaf of white bread from outta nowhere so i let him keep it.
2006-08-31 04:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Terry Legendary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he might not even have existed... what are you talking about?
ah yes, the christian myth.
ah - no... he was he actual son of god.
2006-08-31 04:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by elymendoza1984 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
looks like you figured it out, congratulations!
2006-08-31 04:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by jmozzy_1999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, yeah. there were a lot of "messiah's" doing "miracles" back then.
2006-08-31 04:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by funaholic 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋