2006-08-30 21:02:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Little bit younger then god(cause god made him) He does whatever the *** he wants to all day, he is Satan.....I think he is pretty much spared from taking the ole morning dump
2006-08-30 21:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Satan is a Spirit creature, so no, no bodily functions, sorry. LIL
2. He was created as an angel, but after Jesus was, so he is very, very old. Older than the earth. He knows all about mankind, and our weakness. He knows our frailties and our soft spots. He knows what machinations ( sp?) work best against us and he has used the same old bag of tricks against mankind since Adam and Eve, his first victims.
3.Satan knows that Christ 's 2nd coming is upon us ,like, NOW. And what he is busy doing now is getting manypeople as he can. Now , he's not so much out to get people to follow HIM, but the more people he can just get to doubt and NOT believe in Jehovah God and the Ransom sacrifice his son Jesus Christ made in behalf of all those who would put their faith in him.... the happier Satan is. See, he knows he's going down. He knew that back in the garden of Eden when God told him that he would, despite man having sinned and losing his state of perfection , that Jehovah, having PROMISED a garden paradise and life eternal in it for mankind, would make a way out for mankind. He would send forth his son as a ransom, a balance for the scales, to balance out the perfect life Adam had lost. "15Â And I shall put enmity between you and the woman and between your seed and her seed. He will bruise you in the head and you will bruise him in the heel.” Gen. 3:15, 16. Where Satan may have bitten mankind in the hel, Jesus would come and would him fatally in the head by establishing a new system of things; his kingdom that he would instate when he threw Satan out of Heaven for good and then threw him into a figurative lake of fire for eternal destruction during the war of Armeggedon. After that , the earth would INDEED become a garden paradise, because you see.... God cannot tell a lie and this was his first promise. Satan caused a delay, but only for a few days, in God's eyes.
Satan is a spirit, he doesn't fart or poop and all day long he just works his can off to make people leave god and do wicked things.
Happy? LOL
2006-08-30 21:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by heatherlovespansies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sure Satan knows how old he is because he was created but he more than likely doesnt care about that. The Bible says that he spends his days going between the earth and God accusing mankind of evils and no he does not have bodily functions because he is immortal.
2006-08-30 21:05:27 · answer #3 · answered by kingofnarniaforever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan was created before Adam
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2006-08-30 21:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by Uthman A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan and Hell were created to control in my opinion. I don't, and won't, believe in a man who walks around in a fire pit with a pitchfork. I'm more afraid of walking in my neighborhood at night than a myth.
2006-08-30 21:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by myleskratzer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably. He tries to get people to not follow God as much possible so he can have some company to suffer with him when he is sent to the lake of fire. And he's a spirit so..no.
2006-08-30 21:52:02 · answer #6 · answered by hikaru908 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everything has age even a tree. satan like me? hahaha I live in hell. a world you may never visit. I try do have many disciples as god that's all hahaha.
2006-08-30 21:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to take long walks on the beach and I want a woman who's sincere.
2006-08-30 21:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ask that hot stud (your words not mine) in your office.
2006-08-30 21:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DON'T KNOW .Y DON'T U ASK HIM?
2006-08-30 22:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋