make me laugh.
<3
2006-08-30 17:58:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
u must be tired.. cuz uve been running thru my mind all day long...
did it hurt??
what??
when u fell from heaven..
i lost my #, can I have urs??
2006-08-30 18:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by Swtnis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always use the classic Will Ferell line "Taste so good when it hits your lips" after I take a drink of soda. Every guy I've used this on loves it, because they love the movie and they like to see a girl who does as well.
2006-08-30 18:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by nowimrelaxedicantbesure 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one I heard on TV. Run up to a girl. Look at the back of her shirt tag and say "Made in heaven. Just as I thought."
2006-08-30 18:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by SimpleGurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I'm the Deputy Coroner I'm here for your body. Nice shoes want to F****.
2006-08-30 19:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by colvin0594 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Baby that dress you're wearing would look great on my bedroom floor."
"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Do you believe in Love at first sight honey... or do I have to walk by again? "
2006-08-30 18:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by timberland1952 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are from Memphis? Because you're the only 10 - I - see
2006-08-30 18:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by martin h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've had this one used on me.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. It was just a joke though.
2006-08-30 18:10:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink your drink, tip the ice onto the floor and step on it. Then say "Now that we've broken the ice, how about a shag?"
2006-08-30 18:02:06 · answer #8 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be a skydiver of some influence because I think I'm falling for you......
2006-08-30 18:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are your parents retarded?
because your special
Do you like Lucky charms?
Because your magically delicious
If friends were flowers
Id pick you first
Did you fart
Because you blow me away
2006-08-30 18:03:00 · answer #10 · answered by ukfansc 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋