While Bob waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: "You weigh 195 pounds, you're married, and you're on your way to San Diego." Bob stood there dumbfounded.
Another man put in a quarter and computer read: " You weigh 184 pounds, you're divorced, and you're on your way to Chigaco."
Bob said to the man, " Are you divorced and on your way to Chicago?"
"Yes" came the reply.
Bob was amazed. Then rushed to the men's room, changed his clothes and put on dark glasses. He went to the machine again. The computer read: " You still weigh 195 pounds, you're still married, and you just missed your plane to San Diego."
2006-08-30 17:44:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha
2006-08-31 04:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that's what the man deserves. what did he expect the weight to change? or the fortune? too bad he cared so much about the machine. now he's screwed. lets hope his wife isnt waiting for him in San Diego. He may not be married for long if she gets to wondering what he was that made him miss his flight....
2006-08-31 01:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah funny hahaha LOL!
2006-08-31 00:56:42 · answer #3 · answered by pelexi(",) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! Its funny!
That's a good one!!
Thank you!
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2006-08-31 01:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by missy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! That's a great sarcastic joke i really liked it tell more!
2006-08-31 00:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I enjoyed that one thankyouhaha
2006-08-31 00:58:58 · answer #6 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-31 01:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Keep it up.
2006-08-31 01:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by JASH 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny. LOL.
2006-09-01 00:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty good :)
2006-08-31 01:14:02 · answer #10 · answered by The Dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋