or are they the same person?
2006-08-30 17:30:21 · 21 answers · asked by list 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lay off the crackpipe for a few weeks, kay?
2006-08-30 17:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Jesus no doubt about it. Dont' you remember? He was pierced by the sword while hanging on the cross and he still he came back from the dead after three days.
And Santa,,,ouch he's gonna lose a lot of blood.
Honestly, I have proven that I am equally dumb for answering a dumb question. I think I just wanna have some fun. Sorry, for anyone who felt bad for us. I am not gonna do this again... promise.
2006-08-30 17:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus would win the fight because Jesus would turn the other cheek but santa would burn in hell so the Devil wins in the end.
2006-08-30 17:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
well, i'm sure that Jesus could turn the knife into a fish and avoid being hurt, but then again, my intellect steps in and tells me...
1) Jesus would not be in that situation with santa
2) santa would know better since he understands just Whose birthday he helps celebrate
3) could not happen because there is no such person as santa clause.
-eagle
2006-08-30 17:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is lore and Santa Claus too.
2006-08-30 17:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by Mere Mortal 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would turn the knife into a plowshare, but then Rudolph would have kicked him the nuts. Advantage: Santa.
2006-08-30 17:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Neither, one is an allegorical tale about the suns activities in the course of the wintry climate solstice. the different initially became an allegorical concept to spread ones surplus candies in an nameless thanks to those a lot less fortunate. both recommendations predate Christianity through tens of 1000's of years. My conception equipment as an get mutually is a minimum of 60'000 years previous and is accountable of inventing both. shame the in call for ideas set is so literal. The infantile conception structures about commonly used invisible magic beings is the right result. . :) operating in the direction of Shaman.... quantum physics rocks
2016-12-06 00:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the knife would win 'cause neither Jesus nor Santa exist to pick it up.
2006-08-30 17:34:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Santa baby, Jesus is "forgiving"
2006-08-30 17:33:11 · answer #9 · answered by happiest_phantom 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Santa...jesus can't hold A knife because the holes in his hands
2006-08-30 17:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by Cartman 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Santa. He's got the weight advantage, and J.C. would most likely just turn the other cheek.
2006-08-30 17:34:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋