Three nearly deaf men are sitting on a park bench. The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?" The second replies, "No, I think it's Thursday." To which the last says, "Me too, let's go get some coffee." Think about it...
2006-08-30 16:52:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought you said " wanna hear a bunny choke?".
Sorry.
2006-08-30 16:56:31 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Windy sounds like wednsday-"Wednsday isn't it?" The second guy replied "NO, I think it's Thursday"
Thursday sounds like thirsty-"No, I think it's thirsty"-The third guy thought the second guy asked if he was thirsty. All he heard was "thirsty". So he said "ME too. Let's go get some coffee". It's not really that funny, but maybe I am interperating wrong.
2006-08-31 00:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by Mitchell B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it. windy, isn't it sounds like Wednesday. and then the other guys says thursday which sounds like thirsty. and the other guy says let's go coffee 'cause he is thirsty!!!!
good joke
2006-08-30 23:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by Smile =]™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny...heres another one...sorta like it...
once there was an old couple, who had been married for 60 years. every day they did the same thing, they woke up, the little old lady got dressed while the little old man did some chores, then they knelt and said their prayers, and while the old man got dressed, the Little old woman made breakfast, and so on. well, after prayers she asks him " herb, what do you want for breakfast?' and he replied " some pancakes!" to which she said "good!" but h e stopped her and warned her to write it down, so she wouldn't forget, but she persisted she wouldn't get it wrong, she still had her good memory, he warned her one more time, and she said no, she knew what to make. well, she made breakfast, and it was finished just as the old man was finished getting dressed. they sat down to their meal of eggs and sausage, then the old man slammed his hand down and said "gosh darn! I told you to write it down!" and she said "what?!" he replied "you forgot the toast!"
I thought it was cute, and clean :o)
2006-08-31 00:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by bumble bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like what the guy said about bunny choke. his comment was funnier than your joke (sorry). and it made me wonder with all the jokes about bunnies being quiet if their "cotton" would make it soundless anyway..... I also like the girl's joke about the old couple and the husband doesn't even rember what he said he wanted. hahhahaha. pick one of them for best
2006-08-31 01:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too close to the truth... I have seen stuff like that happen when the people were not hard of hearing!
But I like it
2006-08-30 23:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Funny!!
Maybe if he's real thirsty the next time they get together he'll bring some Gatorade??
2006-08-30 23:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told the joke to my husband and he didn't get,but me on the other hand like it.
2006-08-31 08:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I thought you said this was a funny joke.
2006-08-31 00:05:35 · answer #9 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
windy isnt it=wednesday
i think its thursday=i think im thirsty
lol nice i liked it
2006-08-30 23:58:08 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋