If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science
Exam answers. These are real answers from school kids. Enjoy.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
To drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
Pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
Water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
Moon, and nature hates a vacuum - I forget where the sun joins in
This fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
Intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g.
Abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
Borax, and the abdominal cavity The brainium contains the brain; the
Borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains
The five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
2006-08-30 16:28:06 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed heartily!!!! Omigosh I love it...especially benign...that's classic!!
2006-08-30 16:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird either that was posted in the last couple of days, or i just got it as an email. Cause i've seen that EXACT same thing very recently. do i know you? or does someone i know know you? did you get it in an email? i wonder if i have it still... i'm going to go look. if you got it in an email, email me through my profile, maybe it would be fun to figure out if there's a common link somewhere. IF.... hmmmm. OR of course it could just be that i'm having those dreams that come true again....?
2006-08-31 00:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really cute. I especially liked the parts of the body and the 5 bowels...
2006-08-30 23:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think kids said any of these. just a person trying to be funny. some were
2006-08-30 23:43:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!
My favorite is either "varicose" or "four seasons."
They were all awsome, though
2006-08-31 19:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some funny, some dumb.
2006-08-30 23:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... I like fibulas. hehe
2006-08-30 23:33:58 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2006-08-31 00:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by angie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I like'em. LOL.
2006-09-01 00:30:12 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋