Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Give me freaking ambiguity or give me something else!
Country wisdom
Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
Trouble with a milk cow is she won't stay milked.
Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
Meanness doesn't happen overnight.
To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.
Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal; it just ain't helpful.
Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
Two can live as cheap as one, if one doesn't eat.
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2006-08-30 16:14:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 8/31/06 Why Brides Get Left Standing at the Altar
2006-08-30 16:15:12 · update #1
I'll be happy to teach you to rope and ride.
Just don't be suprised when YOU end up hog tied...
2006-08-30 16:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by midge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it has T**s and cooks, marry it.
If it bites, or gets into the crops, shoot it.
Like you said, if you fatten it up for meat, don't make a pet out of it, I did that .
Living in the country is over rated, get up at sunrise, feed the live stock, drive an hour to the city to your regular job, drive back, take care of your ranch or farm. Repeat process till your city job days off.
Your country place, your livestock, and your kids and wife don't know what a day off is except it is the day you are around to take care of all the stuff that got piled up and broken while you were at work.
You never have to go out and buy a dog, city people dump them of at your road.
If you want to know my source, I grew up in a little nothing town and you had to drive 20 miles to the nearest fast food, usually a Tastee-Freeze.
Thank God for fast cars, and thanks for the post.
2006-08-31 05:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Willy....girls can skinny dip with snapping turtles...it's the boys that need to watch out...lol
2006-08-30 16:32:23 · answer #3 · answered by Laura 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads
MY FAVORITE.
2006-08-30 16:54:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
assphinctersayswhat
2006-08-31 01:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by surfnc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't wear spurs when squatting ............
2006-08-30 16:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...thx for sharing...:)
2006-08-30 16:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋