Lil. Johnny was sitting on a park bench eating chocolate bars, a man sitting opposite watched him finish six of them off.
The man said
"Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you,"
To which Johnny replied
"My Grandad lived to be 105".
"Did he eat lots of chocolate bars at once?" said the Man.
"No," said Johnny "he minded his own XXXX business only
2006-08-30 16:05:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL true true....have a great week
2006-08-30 16:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love little Johnny he says the things everybody wishes they could say without getting in trouble.
2006-08-30 23:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10! Good un, anything over 5 from me is! LOL
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-08-30 23:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one...
2006-08-30 23:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Mommy Dearest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA. thats hilarious. is it okay if i send it to my friends?
2006-08-30 23:11:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... that little johnny. heh
2006-08-30 23:08:31 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make my day! haha!
2006-08-30 23:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by poetic_trag3dy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff!!
2006-08-30 23:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋