under the douvet to catch a nose full?
2006-08-30 15:45:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
omg. you r disgusting, may u be alone FOREVER!, i hope if u do that to a grl she bites your nuts off!
2006-08-31 02:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
About 2 years - but the pushing under the duvet (that's how you spell it I think - spellchecker agrees) is not necessary - because if you have a particularly pungent bottom - she will be aware of the aroma wherever she is - forcing her too lick your anus why the farting process is taking place though is not acceptable behavour and is grounds for divorce or a quick kick in the delicates - I hope this answers your question - comprehensively enough !
2006-08-30 23:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fart as loud as you can on the first night. But never ever light one as she wouldn't appreciate not being able to pluck her eyebrows if she was giving your bum a lick. You might give her a singed pu$sy if you had your back towards her at the time of lighting.
Seriously farting is a natural process of the digestive system and the sooner you feel comfortable to fart in her presence the better.
2006-08-30 23:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by tunisianboy46 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol if you don't want the relationship to last then id do it on the first night of Passion, if however you do want the relationship to last then i suggest you never do that , hold it in best you can and try and make your excuses to escape to the bathroom, once in the bathroom in case of sound waves hold your bum cheeks apart for a silent release, as a big farting noise coming from the bathroom could just turn her view on you to a negative, although if she cant accept you farts, warts and all, then she ain't worth bothering with and ain't worth your time and effort. x
2006-08-30 23:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by odette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as possible. Flatulence, especially of the nature you describe, is best broken out as soon as possible - it indicates that you feel comfortable around her, that you are fun, and that you have a great sense of humor. She should be flattered that you farted.
2006-08-30 22:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by The Method 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God dude, why don't you just take a dump on her chest and get it over with? You know that is what you want to do....The farting is just the tease...You really get off on that kinda stuff don't you?
2006-08-30 23:57:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need variety
spit up in the air directly over her head and she will pull her own head under the covers
2006-08-31 05:50:14 · answer #7 · answered by watcher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never
2006-08-30 22:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Juniper C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
early in the relationship
2006-08-31 04:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by Clamp Monkey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 exact year FOOL
2006-08-30 22:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by aznxpranksta69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you never get a relationship or get married.
2006-08-30 22:47:42 · answer #11 · answered by sophieb 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋