first of all, excuse my language. IT'S JUST A JOKE
Little girl :"Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut !"
Mommy:"You mean it's small ?
Little girl :"No, it is salty ........
Lady:"Hello rescue 911 ?? A maniac has broken into my house and he is rap.......ing....meeh rigghht ..... eh. ehh nowww, can youu jussst ahhhhrest himm tomorrowwww mooorning ... ahhhhhh ...... !!!!!!!!!?!
SEX is like NOKIA (connecting people), like NIKE (just do it), Like PEPSI (ask for
more), like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
Dualism Theory about BRA.
If you use it, it will thighten 2 things but if you take it off it will harden 1 thing
Why a penis is more practise than a credit card?
1. accepted all over the world
2. automatic refill
3. no due date
4. no authorization
5. no need an autograph after using it.
Have a great day ahead!!
2006-08-30 15:21:02 · 9 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good.
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2006-09-01 19:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-06 02:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by hartzell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not stupid at all. They are quite funny, keep em coming.
2006-08-30 15:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha those are wonderful
i love em
youre a smarty!!
never knew THAT much about my cell phone
:]
2006-08-30 15:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by jaimeblondz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so funny
i can't stop laughing
where do find these?
pliz tell me more
2006-08-30 15:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by True Blood 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol they're not bad the first one was hilarious though lol ♥
2006-08-30 15:26:47 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep it up, they were quite good!
2006-08-30 15:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
crude gross nasty vulgar eewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-30 15:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by orangeverizonmonkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT QUESTION ?
2006-08-30 15:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by TOAD 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋