i don't know for sure, but i did stay at a holiday inn express last night.
2006-08-30 15:12:58 · 13 answers · asked by bill loomer 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he waxed it with a porpoise
2006-08-30 15:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Can you prove that He didn't? Huh?
Man, you atheists think you know all the answers all the time. Well, science can't prove everything, some things are beyond science, and if you think you know everything, you don't. I KNOW Jesus waxed his dolphin, and I don't need human science to tell me that. I can feel it in my heart, or somewhere like that. Until you can prove that He didn't, you better believe that He did. And when you're standing in front of the Father you'll see. Just wait!
2006-08-30 22:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well well well...yet another person to enjoy the eternal flames of hell...enjoy your trip...no holiday inn expresses there....
2006-08-30 22:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think both you and Jesus use drugs. You stay at Holiday Inns while Jesus claims to be the son of a god.
2006-08-30 22:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by The 3rd Nipple 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
There is no proof of what you ask. The two statements do not belong together and make so sense.
2006-08-30 23:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answers to this question contain the best irony I've seen tonight... You have MySpace_Hoochie telling him "Good luck with your blasphemy", but when you check out Hoochies 360 profile she has her IM link going to "executiveescortsentertainment"...
"Pot, this is Kettle, do you read me? Over."
That's money there... LOLOLOLOLOL
2006-08-30 22:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by elars1989 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like to think I have a pretty good sense of humor, put there are some things you just don't say. Talking about Jesus masturbating to another man is one of 'em.
Good luck with your blasphemy.
2006-08-30 22:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by still waiting 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
*grins* Yes, yes he did wax his dolphin. And once his dolphin was quite waxed up, they got it on in the saltwater tank. You should have heard the mix of aramaic and dolphin whistles, it was awesome.
I decided not to ask which was where.
2006-08-30 22:21:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I don't understand your question.
2006-08-30 22:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
reported!
2006-08-30 22:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋