Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
EVERYTHING that works is based on simplicity, Fender, Gretch, Gibson and every other, early, amp maker took 99% of their ideas from old (even then they were) RCA manuals. But now this century it has become 'hip' to have the latest B@llsh*t. But to build the latest mousetrap first you need to see what was done before and only a fool would base his mousetrap on a goddamn nuclear bomb!
Hey I couldn't resist, I've always been from the 'less is more' school though I never graduated!
In Other Words
ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is
now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after
they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
Everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
GOSSIP
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH
A female moth.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have. You have character lines.
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2006-08-30 14:30:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; Willys Jokes archives!
2006-08-30 14:30:43 · update #1
Good definitions.
2006-08-30 14:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you are getting into the Will rogers vein. I liked his paln for making money too it was......To double your money just fold it and put it back intoyour pocket.
He also had good vision in that he observed, "There are two theories about arguing with a woman.....neither works."
2006-08-31 13:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Don K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Defination of a Republican, a tease, someone who will stroke and lie to you and never put out.
A Democrat is a jealous wannabee. Sure they put out , but, who wants it?
Sorry for the political thoughts, I've been reading the news again, Dunno know why, it just gets me angry.
2006-08-31 05:34:51 · answer #3 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Very funny
2006-08-30 14:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i defiently agree
2006-08-30 14:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... clever and punny. I like it.
2006-08-30 14:40:57 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true â¥
2006-08-30 14:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I so TOTALLY agree!
2006-08-30 14:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋