....I passed out on the island in my friend's kitchen while sitting on a bar stool. Awhile later they were trying to remove me and put me to bed...I became slightly coherent then proceded to BARF all over the island...then my drunk *** was trying to help clean it up...talk about alcohol poisoining.
2006-08-30 14:33:53
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answered by frozenfun 2
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I passed out at my kitchen table only to wake up 1 hour later ralphing in my dogs food dish, I mean, great aim and all, but the dog looked none to pleased....lol
AND I made the mistake of telling my bf about it, well, 3 hours later the whole town knew, I was so embarrassed.
But, it still lives on as one of the all time classic upchuck tales of horror.
2006-08-30 22:43:20
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answered by Torri * 3
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I was looking at a bottle of Woodchuck apple cider and I said, "There's a woodchuck on this bottle! Chucka chucka chuck... chuck... CHUCK NORRIS! When youuuuu're in Texassssssssss look behiiiiiiiiind yoooooooouuu," and I thus proceded to sing the entire theme song to Walker, Texas Ranger :P
2006-08-30 21:38:58
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answered by kaitlyn.roberts 2
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I took off my bra and gave it to the cab driver and when we finally got back to the apartment I wrote my number on a twenty dollar bill. Then about an hour later we took another cab to a restaurant to get some food and the same cab came to pick us up and my bra was on his rear view mirror. LOL
2006-08-31 03:28:50
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answered by twysty 5
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I threw up just as I was about to exit a subway in NYC. The door closed on all the other poor passengers who had to travel with my mess.
2006-08-31 01:59:30
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answered by Ryan Z 2
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I hopped in a parked Jeep Wrangler and proceeded to try to "hotwire" it with lipliner...this was in Cancun, by the way.
2006-08-30 22:04:17
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answered by mdel 5
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Slurred my words, stumbled into the bathroom, vomited. Next day, got taken to the OR for liver disease.
2006-08-30 21:54:36
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answered by Slick 5
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I started rolling down the sidewalk telling my friends they didnt need to walk me home because I'd just roll home. So, that was embarrassing
2006-08-30 21:44:28
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answered by tem_in_a_box 2
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I threw up on my brothers bedroom floor and I'm just sitting their with the lights off and he walks in and guess what? he stepped all over it.
2006-08-30 21:43:34
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answered by ? 2
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i tryed to drive my bike home but failed horribly and passed out in my backyard on top of garbage bags and the neighbours were throwing water on me
2006-08-30 21:37:42
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answered by Jayson M 1
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