You are not as free as you think. You are always under the constant judgement of his noodly appendage, the FSM! Plz, abandon your homes and take up the old pirating ways if you wish to stop global warming, the FSM's punishment on us. All conditions and all religions have been put on this earth by him, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Do not fall victim to their pull or you will miss out in the afterlife. I only speak of his presence b/c I know of it. He came to me in a dream and told me to spread the message.
sincerely,
A worried Pastafarian.
And may FSM bless us all, each and every1 of us.
RAmen.
2006-08-30 14:18:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Here you go sweetheart. :)
http://www.venganza.org/
2006-08-30 14:22:56 · update #1
Arrrgh...Since being touched by his noodly appendage I, dressed in full pirate regalia, have begun distributing candy to children in coastal towns.
FSM bless,
RAmen
W.
2006-08-30 14:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless your heart mate, were you ever beaten as a child with a large gardening implement?
2006-08-30 21:24:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, what are they spraying on that weed these days? You do sound like you've got the munchies, though. In any case, just VISUALIZE whirled peas!
2006-08-30 21:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by Helga J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sworn to obscure the plight of the Grapes of Narcissus?
Why do you ingnore them?
2006-08-30 21:20:38 · answer #4 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, it's 8:20 now,.....not 4 :20!
Pop a cold one and chill! ; )
2006-08-30 21:22:24 · answer #5 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pasta has a religion?
2006-08-30 21:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥c0c0puffz♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your spaghetti monster will bend to my designs.
Love,
Ragú.
2006-08-30 21:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're brain is a little past al dente.
2006-08-30 21:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by just me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i plz hav some of wht ur smokin
2006-08-30 21:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by Mike Dub 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har har har...would be wise to stop drinking bong water.
2006-08-30 21:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by MJQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋