would you be this desperate?

Question

a man flew to las Vegas to gamble, but he lost all his money. all he had left was his plane ticket home, and he had to get to the airport somehow. so he went out to where there was a taxi waiting and explained his situation to the cabby. he promised to send the taxi fare money from home, but to no avail. the cabby said, ‘if you don’t have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!'
so the man was forced to hitchhike to the airport and only just made it in time. a few months later the man returned to las Vegas and this time he won big. again he went to get a taxi back to the airport. well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of taxis, but the cabby who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. the man thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. he asked the first taxi driver in line how much the fore was to the airport
'fifteen bucks,' came the reply
‘and how much for you to give me a b-l-o-w-j-o-b on the way?’ he asked
‘what?! Get the hell out of my taxi’
the man asked each taxi driver in the line the same questions, with the same results. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and said, ‘take me to the airport.’ Then, as they drove past the long line of cabs he gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver

Answer 1

LMFAO!!!!

Well, You Know What They Say, "Paybacks A B@$ch!"
Serves Him Right!! LOL!!!

Answer 2

Ahh, sweet sweet revenge.

Answer 3

ROFL, ive never heard that before, that was great

Answer 4

wow.dat was cool.well if i had been instead of dat person i would haf 4given de driver

Answer 5

Good joke!

Answer 6

that sucked