If the flying spaghetti monster does not exist, than how do you explain the decreasing number of pirates to the increasing problem of Global warming? Surely this is not a coincedence...Just use your noodles. Global warming up=pirates # down. It is not tht difficult. I am tired of all you ignorant atheists saying something that makes no since. (also be aware that any flaw you find in this is actually just put in place by the FSM himself to throw off non-believers) Plz..I really care about you guys finding the light and the true creator. How else will you get your beer volcano and stripper?
Ramen.
http://www.venganza.org/
2006-08-30 13:40:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are right, I have changed my mind. I now bow down to the Flying Spaghetti monster.
2006-08-30 13:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If we use Nuclear Winter to combat Global Warming, will this save the endangered Pirates?
2006-08-30 20:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by aethermanas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would just like to say that as an atheist, I think there are no morals, and therefore what you are saying is wrong.
I also declare you have been indoctrinated since birth to believe in the FSM - there is no more beer volcano wating for you than there is an honest politician now.
Nice question! :)
2006-08-30 20:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I disagree. Global warming is not connected to pirates' disappearance. The pirates are being eaten by Godzilla.
2006-08-30 20:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by snowbaal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, we should begin adventures in the sea once more, that will take care of all the global warming in no time if we all pitch in! You are a true Pastafarian!
2006-08-30 20:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by chamely_3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is gibberish. Nothing you say makes sense. What do pirates have to do with atheists?
2006-08-30 20:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the love of Bob, see truth in the slack!
http://www.subgenius.com/index.html
2006-08-30 20:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by Trid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes perfect sense.
2006-08-30 20:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by I didn't do it! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but spaghetti gives me heartburn. Where's my Tums?
2006-08-30 20:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We must all bow down to the true lord and savior...Oderus Urungus!
2006-08-30 20:47:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋