Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground,stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards thecircle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept.
The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same,except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle God kept.
The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw ALL the money into the air, and what God wants, God takes!"
2006-08-30 12:47:05 · 14 answers · asked by Sally Pepsi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love me a good jewish joke. Oy!
2006-08-30 12:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by El Mariachi Loco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't beat antisemitism for humor. Want to hear a good joke about black people?
2006-08-30 20:30:12 · answer #2 · answered by Hate Boy! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. I guess it's that kind of smart thinking that gives us the rich Jew stereotypes.
2006-08-30 19:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
there is another joke like that except it is with blondes
sorry if your a blond
2006-08-30 19:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by snwbrdr_girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was great. Well done. Any time God!!!
2006-08-30 19:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Joker2Wild 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny because it is to often true.
2006-08-31 00:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-08-30 19:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Jenifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good.We need more.
2006-08-30 19:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by masterchief0622 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh my lol i like it â¥
2006-08-30 20:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right....lol
2006-08-30 20:19:25 · answer #10 · answered by corry692001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋