riddle time!!!☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○♀?

Question

ok herres a couple of fun riddles(whoever answers mos of them correctly gets ten points!)

1.A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

2.A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

3.A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. how?

4.A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

5.A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

6.This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

good luck,more soon!

so far you all have one or more right answers besides the first girl,the parrot is mute or deaf goodluck o the rest!

jaystin....she did not kill him but she took a pic devoloped it and hung it to dry!lol

Answer 1

1. the parrot is deaf
2. the carnie wrote "your exact weight"
3. the woman "shot" a picture of her husband
4. the kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head
5. an apple a day keeps the doctor away
6. there are no "e"'s in the entire paragraph

Answer 2

#1. The Parrot is deaf.
#2. The man wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
#3. Took a picture, developed it, then hung it up
#4. I could stay under the water for that long too, but that dosen't mean that I wouldn't have to have mouth-to-mouth afterwards.
#5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
#6. ...I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it?... Not a question but punctuated with a question mark.

Answer 3

THIS WILL TOP ALL OF THEM!!!

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would

make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.

And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,

the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!

Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,

"No, you don't say that here!!"


The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..

Answer 4

1. The parrot was deaf.

2. The man wrote "your exact weight" on the card.

3. She took a picture of him..held it under the water!! haha i got that one.

4. the boy filled a glass of water over his head.

5. An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor away!!

6. There aren't any e's in the paragraph??

PS: YOU CAN TELL IF SOMEONE COPIED ME BECAUSE THEIR ANSWER WILL BE AFTER ME!!! ACTUALLY, THE GIRL BEFORE HAS THE SAME ANSWERS.....BUT I DEFINATLY WANT THE POINTS MORE....haha please and thank you! =)
good riddles....hope im right.....i worked long and hard....
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Answer 5

#1. The parrot was deaf
#2. The man wrote on the paper "Your exact weight"
#3. The woman is a photographer, she shot a picture of her husband, she dips the picture in the water and hangs it to dry.

Answer 6

1. The parrot is deaf

2. he wrote "Your exact weight" on the paper

3. She was a photographer

5. He was under a glass of water

6. An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

7. the letter "e" the most common letter in English doesn't appear

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p.s. i didn't copy from the girl above me at all I have simply heard all of these before she's so full of herself

Answer 7

#2 the carnie wrote 0 lbs.
#3 the wife took a picture and developed it.
#1 the parrot is deaf.

Answer 8

#1 - The Parrot is Deaf
#2 - The carnie wrote out "your exact weight"
#3 - She took a polaroid before killing him

Answer 9

5. Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Answer 10

deaf parrot

he wrote "your exact weight"

the took a picture, developed it then hung it up to dry.