has to be clean.. lol
2006-08-30 12:37:02 · 12 answers · asked by maidenrocks 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, not quite - it's about chimps not monkeys, and I'm the only person who's laughed, but it really tickled me...
Two chimps get into a bath. One says "Oooh ah ah ee ooh". The other says, "Well, put some cold in then".
Teehee. Still makes me smile, but I'm easily pleased!
2006-08-30 12:45:12 · answer #1 · answered by JentaMenta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is fairly cringeworthy but not rude:
What kind of key doesn't open a door?
A monkey!
2006-08-30 20:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by mairimac158 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told a monkey a joke and it went apeshit.
2006-08-30 20:10:28 · answer #3 · answered by ewallah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do monkeys pick up rumours?
Through the apevine of course.
Sorry not very good.Ok.
2006-08-30 19:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead.
2006-08-30 22:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but i got one about an outer mongolian cockk sucking ferret.
2006-08-30 23:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a monkey with three arms jeoff
2006-08-30 19:45:24 · answer #7 · answered by Windsor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine owns a gorilla, I asked him where does your gorilla sleep, he said, where the hell it likes.
2006-08-30 19:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Red Mary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Sorry
2006-08-31 06:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Aditi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how jungle animals make toast?
put it under gorilla
that was so sad!
2006-08-31 09:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋