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when I asked him for a kleenex to take my dollar out of my purse (for church donations). I had already used mine to clean my spot on the bench off. When he said he didn't have one, I told him to reach in my wallet and get it then. I'm not touching it with my fingers. I refuse to.

Church is just...:( And then the congregation after the service outside. It's like a thorn maze. Can't get through without getting something stuck on you.

I guess this is why germophobes don't believe in God. I mean, how many times have the Bible circulated. "It's been passed down" sounds like a..spirochete. or a gonococcus...

2006-08-30 12:32:37 · 8 answers · asked by Louis 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You blew it! You know you should have brought your rubber gloves! But then keep your lousy dollar and give your sick little self. God can straighten you out so you can have abundant life, yeah!

2006-08-30 12:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 0 0

Germophobes ? Spirochete? Gonococcus? Perhaps you would be happier in a bubble house and watch church on a TV outside your bubble.I don't think you can lump all germophobes as non-believers. Anymore of you out there?

Shame on you ushers for looking weird at germophobes!

2006-08-30 19:56:10 · answer #2 · answered by Faith walker 4 · 0 0

If you try to make someone go to all that trouble again, maybe you should up the ante to about $20.

2006-08-30 19:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by Catspaw 6 · 0 0

He looked at you like that because you need to be put back into the sanitarium you broke out of.

2006-08-30 19:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by Captain James T Kirk 2 · 0 0

Psychological problem.

2006-08-30 19:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

honestly, you need help with that germophobe thing.

2006-08-30 19:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow it must be rough to live that way...that sucks.

2006-08-30 19:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by tweetz 3 · 0 0

cause ..you have not been going to the church

2006-08-30 19:39:24 · answer #8 · answered by kaka90250 5 · 0 0

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