and like my old man use to say 'Give me another double barkeep'. No not that... 'You never get something for free.'
So I feel that because I never got the bad sweater and the chordal trousers during my short time on gods green earth I will get a first class ticket to the hot place with all the female demons in black leather using you to fullfil their perverted sex fantasys. Rubbing and grinding for the rest of eternity! Of course this is terrible problem for me so can you help?
NO stupid answers please and anyone who even trys to offened me will be first reported and second will me joining me for the orgy in hell!
2006-08-30 12:06:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no body knows until its our time.
2006-08-30 12:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by The Way 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your planning your trip to hell. I can see why you mock going to Heaven. You do have a place in Heaven if you truely Believe in the Lord, Jesus Christ. Just hope and pray there will be a ticket for you and your Heavenly paper work will be accepted by our Savior. Then with Open Arms, God will be waiting for you. You will recieve one of the most Loving welcomes, that any man could want. SO think more about anxiously waiting for your ticket to Heaven and when your time on earth is done, you can hop on and get the hell out of here. Stop thinking about orgys in hell, because your already there.
2006-08-30 19:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God for some reason only known to him for gives us our sins, but it's not just a question of Heaven and Hell, not as easy as that, there are many levels between Heaven and Hell, and I must admit your version of Hell seems quite good, and it's a funny thing but we all create our own hell, and I'm sorry to tell you it won't be like yours. We start living in hell here on earth, because we make all our own suffering, and cause others to suffer, and we need to understand that there is more to life than greed which is what the human race is full of.
We have forgotten that we need faith in each other, we need faith ion God, but we are to busy being brainwashed by so called holy books written by man to control us, putting women in second place, taking control of what we eat, what clothes we wear, when we pray, what rubbish this is not God's way but man's once we learn the true path then we can work our way towards heaven.
Love & Peace
2006-08-31 03:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All u have to do to have a mansion among many in the house of our God Almighty in heaven, is to accept Jesus Christ His Son, the Messiah as your Lord and Personal Saviour and ask him to forgive and cleanse u of all ur iniquities and sins with His Blood that was Shed on the Cross of Calvary and ask him to come and abide with u. Keep reading His word which is the Sword of the Spirit Ephesians 6 and the light of the World and have Faith and Humility like the Great Apostle Paul. The Password to enter through the Heaven Gates is JESUS. Be BLESSES and stay BLESSED and may the Lord have Mercy on u because it is a Season of Forgiveness, Safety and Restoration(Annointing).
Ask the Lord to let His Will be done in your life and take u through all the temptations safely. No weapon fired against you shall proper if only u believe and have Faith. Because without faith it is Impossible to Please God.
The Lord Be with You.
2006-08-30 23:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by JuNE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worcester_welder,
If you want to come to God, He's pullin' you in. What you have to do is accept the covering tht the Lord provided. And here it comes:
Romans 10:8 But what does it say? "The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart," that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming:
9That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
10For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved.
11As the Scripture says, "Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame."
12For there is no difference between Jew and Gentile—the same Lord is Lord of all and richly blesses all who call on him,
13for, "Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved."
There you have it. Now what are you going to do? It's the same thing that millions have done. Are you going to accept, or put it off?
2006-08-30 19:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no demons in heaven, and if i choose to abuse you i abuse you, yo aint taking me no where and definitely not to hell me old fruit loop.
So to answer your question, being deprived is not the answer to a ticket to heaven, that is why we have the bible bruv.
2006-08-31 07:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by HOPE 4 THE FUTURE: 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel like we believe in the same religion. But I did usually get the bad sweater:)
2006-08-30 19:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Terri A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All you need for your ticket to Heaven is to personally know Jesus as your Savior and Lord. He died for you on the cross and took all your sins on Himself so you can be with Him fo eternity!!!!!!
That is your ticket!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-30 19:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by a friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bible says if you believe that Jesus died for your sins and trust him you do have a place in heaven. All you have to do is believe in him
2006-08-30 19:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not doing nuffn! Im just waiting for the invite!
2006-08-30 19:12:05 · answer #10 · answered by Moi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one knows. but you still have to be prepare until the time comes.
2006-08-30 19:13:10 · answer #11 · answered by ~*~MECR~*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋