A motorist stopped opposite a garage and said to a little boy "Nip over the road and get me a can of oil". The little boy said "F U" so the motorist ran over himself.
2006-08-30 11:53:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not a bad play on words but obviously too intellectual for this site !!
2006-08-31 09:56:46 · answer #1 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I like the badge I once saw which read: My karma ran over my dogma.
2006-08-30 12:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by pat z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its spectacles,testicles,wallet and watch and became used interior the action picture nuns on the run i think of it became the only way that between the robbers might desire to bear in ideas a thank you to make the sign of the go
2016-09-30 04:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by sather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then he ran back to the car (from the garage) with the oil
2006-08-30 12:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the dish ran away with the spoon? I don't get it.
2006-08-30 12:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it. thx for the 2 pts tho
2006-08-30 12:12:19 · answer #6 · answered by rosewalker1987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too hard to work out and not funny when you do!
2006-08-30 12:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant believe people dont GET IT !!!
more of a fiddle than a joke
*riddle i mean :o)
2006-08-30 16:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by hmmmmmmanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slightly funny....Thanks. But you idiot's who don't get it?????? OMG!
2006-08-30 12:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just don't get it!
2006-08-30 12:29:46 · answer #10 · answered by Paula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋