DO you have an original jokes?

Question

keep it clean :)

Answer 1

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would

make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.

And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,

the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!

Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,

"No, you don't say that here!!"


The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..

Answer 3

Two nuns were on their way to St. Mary's hospital when they ran out of gas. They knew there was a gas station a mile down the road but they didn't have a gas can. So instead, they used one of the bed pans they were delivering to the hospital to bring some gas back. As they were filling up the car a man drove past them with his wife. After seeing what they were doing he leans over to his wife and says, "Now that's what I call faith!"

Answer 4

It's 1976, a British Airways pilot lands in Frankfurt. I case you've never been there when you land your supposed to know where you're gate is. The pilot stops to look up his gate number and the Control Tower comes on and says "Why are you stopped? You're supposed to know where you're gate is. Haven't you ever been here before?" The pilot says "Yes, I have been here before twice in 1945 but it was dark and I didn't land."





ST0P 5T3AL!N6 0UR L3TTER5! - This is a Wendy's sign in a town near me.

Answer 5

a ark had 99 amimals in it
a storm hit and the boat flipped over
how many animals are left?
66!!

99
66
get it!!!!!!! lol!!! ;)

Answer 6

What is a sleeping bull called?
A bulldozer.

Answer 7

i would like some jokes to

Answer 8

what's green, slimy, and smells like pork/
kermit's finger ♠

Answer 9

when was the cow high?


when it jumped over the moon!!!!


phahahaha yea i know its stupid.... but it made me laugh

Answer 10

I came home today and said to my wife "What's for dinner?"

Showing me a pan full of stuff she said "It's bean soup."

I said "Well I can see it's been soup. What is it now?"


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Yesterday when I came home she said "I'm going to give you super sex."

"I'll have the soup." I replied.