2006-08-30 10:44:37 · 23 answers · asked by Señor Badass 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-08-30 10:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it were a human porcupine, the other kind is an animal, and it would be beastiality. The Lord would not tell me that, because it would mean what He had said about beastiality before, would not be true. He says it is an abomination.
The only way the Lord would ever say this, is if I were a porcupine as well. Since I'm not, it is a moot point.
2006-08-30 11:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Since Jesus is perfect, he wouldn't ask anyone to do anything like that, so your fantasy is just that, a fantasy.
How long have you had sexual feelings about porcupines?
2006-08-30 10:50:17 · answer #3 · answered by oklatom 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God told Abraham to kill his son, but he was only joking and said he was damn proud that ol' Abe was about to put the knife in.
I quit praying in 1999 when Jesus told me to "take out" a texan ex coke-head presidential candidate.
2006-08-30 10:54:34 · answer #4 · answered by Chronic Observer 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I'd say "Screw you, Jesus. And your little porcupine, too."
And then I'd run away and tell a grown-up I trust.
2006-08-30 10:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by hquin_tset 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I try not to have sex with partners who have claws and teeth capable of debarking a tree--not to mention the quills.
2006-08-30 10:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
is this the way you spend your time?
I sincerely hope you find a deeper meaning to your life than just wasting time thinking of stuff like that
2006-08-30 10:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by HulaHob 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uhhh...I just don't see Jesus doing that. You have a strange imagination.
2006-08-30 10:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by Angie, Raised by Wolves 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my god what a moral dillema. pork a porcupine or fry in hell? sucks to be christian, i suppose.
2006-08-30 10:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by nyxavenger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
id first ask why to see where hes coming from with that whole idea
2006-08-30 10:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋