I need a new quote to put on my msn messenger. I need something funny. Thanks for any answers. 10 points to the one I use.
2006-08-30 10:28:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Quit blaming yourself. Blame yourself once and move on.
Homer Simpson
2006-08-30 11:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by revieskid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.
Both by Mark Twain
2006-08-31 21:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by M T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pe**s, and only enough blood to run one at a time
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone
2006-08-31 21:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by Belle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scripture aside, my favorite quote is: The soul would have no rainbow, had the eye no tear.
I also like (though mainly for senior citizens) The first thing we forget when we start to 'forget things' is just how much we used to forget!
2006-08-30 14:28:48 · answer #4 · answered by thejanith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
. - Jim Davis
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
. - Tom Clancy
2006-08-30 20:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by mickurahul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Living is about clicking your tongue and enjoying the sound it makes.
(character Slater, from the book Thr3e by Ted Dekker)
2006-09-01 15:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by hiccup_snickup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not really funny though
1000 words wouldnt bring you back i know because i've tried neither would a 1000 tears i know because i've cried
2006-08-30 14:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swing away
2006-09-03 04:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by sexy34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke
2006-08-30 11:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by bigmj75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act the way you want to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
2006-08-30 14:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋