Some gangsters were thinking of robbing a bank. They thought of the best plan that could be made and started to work.
A day or two later they are able to get into the bank and found hundreds of safes. They opened the first safe, but the only thing they found in there was a vanilla pudding. The head gangster says, "Well, at least we can eat it." So they ate the pudding.
They opened up the second safe, but again there was just another pudding. They decided to devoured it, too. This process went on for the rest of the day, until all the safes were opened. There was no money or jewelry in any of them. "Well," they said, "at least there was something for us to eat."
The next day on the news, they heard, "Yesterday the biggest sperm bank in the USA was robbed . . ."
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Mine was a 6 with an Awe, gross..ha-ha!
Tickles and giggles
SmileyCat : )
2006-08-30 10:22:31 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha! that's funny. i'd give it an 8.
i actually knew the joke even before i finished reading it... not because somebody told me the joke, but i saw this on the show "funniest commercials" -- the commercial was about eyeglasses, the advertisement tries to tell you that if you had correct reading glasses, you wouldn't make any mistake -- which apparently the 3 doofus made. but their version said "yogurt" hehe...
2006-08-30 10:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hate fishing yet once I get my silk scarves out my hubby won't even watch T.V. All he does is froth on the mouth and circulate suggestions lifeless! Oh yea my husband hates to fish because of the fact he has an identical opinion with me that a hook interior the mouth might certainly harm! Then to tear it out , ill:( in simple terms seize em in nets and kill em speedy; Eeeweee:( Yea stable shaggy dog tale , sorry I have been given off aim, been starrin at your watch too long, hehe
2016-10-01 02:37:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww okay, that was sooo gross!! at best, a 5
2006-08-30 10:27:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh sick lol 9/10 eww lol ♥
2006-08-30 10:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just plain nasty, the freaks
2006-08-31 12:01:22 · answer #5 · answered by purple_butterfly_freak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwweeeeeee!!!!!!
sending this one to myself snd my aunt!!!!!!!
2006-08-31 07:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by bigmammarush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ewww..... 5
2006-08-30 10:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
i liked it. its funny :]]]]]
2006-08-30 10:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by a.m. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-30 19:35:06 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋