A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.
When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two.
And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six.
And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four ... "
"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"
The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin."
2006-08-30 10:08:09 · 11 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. It is funny. I like it. LOL.
2006-08-30 19:39:23 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
You know when I came home tonight I brought my wife a bunch of flowers. I went upstairs to change and when I came down she was lying naked on the rug with her legs wide open.
"This is for the flowers." She said huskily
"Why" I asked. "don't we have a vase?"
2006-08-30 10:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's cheesy, I think it's hilarious!! It's totally possible, too. My brother and his wife have seven children now, no twins, but they sure like to keep busy!!lol
2006-08-30 10:38:15 · answer #3 · answered by 2shy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty good one. on a scale 1-10, I'd give it a 5.
But u r right, it is cheesy.
2006-08-30 10:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny...about 4 on the funny scale.
2006-08-30 10:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by wensday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, very cheesy.
2006-08-30 10:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by koko3845 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow i like it though ♥
2006-08-30 10:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
Don't laugh at me
2006-08-30 10:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by Slinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ehh, its whatever.
2006-08-30 10:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by a.m. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-30 10:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋