Did you hear that Dick Van Dyke's real name is:
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Penis Van Lesbian.
Clever or just plain lame!
(and no I didn't make this up it's in the funnies at...snoops.com!)
Sharin' my smiles..
SmileyCat : )
2006-08-30 10:03:41 · 20 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i giggled soooooo hard i snorted and that made my kids giggle!!!!
thanks we needed that!!!!!!!
they don't know what was so funny... just that i giggled that hard!
2006-08-30 10:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by bigmammarush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice.
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2006-09-01 19:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lame! It's better to find the real funny stuff. I came across this listing in a phone book
Iona Dick and she lived in Dry Prong, Louisiana.
2006-08-30 13:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Plain lame
2006-08-30 10:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very clever, kind of reminds me of the Boer or Farmer, dutch boy trying to plug the Dyke from leaking ~~~~.!
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2016-09-30 04:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by marceau 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funny, mostly lame, but pretty mean.
You'll probably come up with better ones.
2006-08-30 10:26:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish my name was Penis Van Lesbian.
2006-08-30 10:06:45 · answer #8 · answered by Steph 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha clever but perverted
2006-08-30 10:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both clever and lame!
I'm sure you'll get better.
2006-08-30 10:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋