Olaf & Sven were fishing when Sven got out a cigar. With no matches, asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I haff a lighter," he replied. Reaching into his tackle box, he got out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. "Yiminy Cricket!" screamed Sven. "Vere dit yew git dat monster?!" "Vell, I got it from my Genie." "You haff a Genie?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox." says Olaf. Olaf opens his tackle box, out pops the Genie. Talking to the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will." says the Genie. So Sven asks him for a million bucks. The Genie goes into the tackle box leaving Sven waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks..... flying overhead.Over the roar of the ducks Sven yells at Olaf."I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" Olaf answers, "Ya, forgot to tell yew dat he is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
2006-08-30 09:56:07 · 11 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!that is so funny a ten inch bic...........any one wanna light lol
lmao!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-30 10:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.
I've heard a similar one where the guy gets a 9 inch pianist.
2006-08-30 10:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is He..larious. TeHehehehehehe
2006-08-30 10:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reca, you naughty girl....what are you doing with these x rated joke?? ROFL....awesome joke......definitely awesome !!!
2006-08-30 10:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny LOL ROFL
2006-08-30 11:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! lolololololololololol roflmfao lmao lmfao!!!!!N0T!
2006-08-30 11:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's funny.
2006-08-30 19:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha I liked this joke so much that i'm telling my friends thanks! â¥
2006-08-30 10:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...thats so silly
2006-08-30 11:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by cookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehehehe... that's a good one!!
2006-08-30 10:00:13 · answer #10 · answered by slovokianchick07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋