i have a riddle, who am i? dont need to think too much, u would see me when u stand in a dark room. dont believe it, try it.
2006-08-30 09:47:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along
the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he
got out to
investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat
grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer
said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me they are over there, under
that tree."
"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he
stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then
said, "but sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car,
which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once
underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir,you
are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass
is almost a foot high."
2006-08-30 09:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I took my wife to the doctor's for an examination. He looked her over and said
"You're fat"
She wasn't best impressed and said
"I want a second opinion!"
"OK" He says "You're ugly too!"
2006-08-30 11:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The answer is nothing or nobody
2006-08-30 19:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A middle aged woman is looking in the mirror one evening and says to her husband....
"JUST LOOK AT ME, I look fat, old and ugly. Please pay me a compliment"
"YER ******** EYESIGHT IS SPOT ON" He says
2006-08-30 10:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
boogey man
2006-08-30 09:55:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
boogey man
2006-08-30 09:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what do you call an indian lesbian?
minge-eater (minjeeta)
2006-08-30 09:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you are nobody!
2006-08-30 15:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by wawa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋