Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something
else
to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of
hurricanes
are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that
reflect
African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal,
and
Jamal. She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in a
language
that
her people can understand. Can't you hear it now?:
A weatherman in Houston says...
"Wazzup, Mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo assss like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitchh be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren,
yo' Ho, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest guv'ment office fo all
yo
FREE shitt!"
2006-08-30 09:41:53 · 11 answers · asked by NONAME 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(sigh) what has this world come to.
rasism is a bad thing.
a very bad thing. i do hope you know, all black people don't speak that way. actually most black people don't speak tht way. you have nooooo clue.
2006-08-30 10:23:20 · answer #1 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of a limerick by Nat X on SNL:
There once was a comic named Dice
Whose jokes weren't real funny.
Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
My big fat boot up his ....
That, my friend, was funny.
2006-08-30 17:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I vote for Hurricane TYRONE.
You know that a storm named Tyrone is gonna be a doozie!
2006-08-30 16:48:41 · answer #3 · answered by mckellmail 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe funny try british reports like-------
hello and welcome to channel 4651243 on your high speed t.v folks this is anthony bloob reporting with the news katie please take over. (katie)-thank yew anthony i am not so pleased to say that a powerful child has driven her mother stark-raving mad with only her mouth and now i am at the queens desk with this little child-(kid)I AM NOT A CHILD!-(katie)-yes well..ahem..this um,girl,has been over to the queens desk to tell her she is taking queenship or else and this is katie bell reporting to you back to ew anthony----lol
2006-08-30 17:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by Puddles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh, racism. How clever.
2006-08-30 16:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by SeveralTimesWrong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha very nice â¥
2006-08-30 16:46:10 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!!!! that's great! that's the funniest thing I've read all day!
2006-08-30 16:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee!!! that's HILARIOUS!!!! god, i TOTALLY agree with that!! ahahahaha yea, ur totally gunna get reported for abuse or w/e, but it's WORTH it!!
2006-08-30 16:46:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
~8()
2006-08-30 22:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by Sweepy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!! dude, you are gonna get reported, but you're funny as hell!!! ha ha ha!!!!
2006-08-30 16:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋