Me and my sheep, Dolly, have had a serious relationship for about 5 months. Lately I've noticed she doesn't seem very excited to see me, and when we are intimate she isn't as affectionate as she once was. Also I have spotted her hanging out with a ram named Chester a couple times, so something needs to be done FAST. What can I do to save our romance?
2006-08-30 09:39:55 · 15 answers · asked by s_e_e 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
kill the ram and have it for dinner no more competition.
2006-08-30 09:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff L 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well what EWE should do is just like in any other relationship, if she is cheating on ewe, then Ewe need to dump her and find eweself a different sheep. There are plenty of sheep in the barnyards out there... Good Luck
2006-08-30 09:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If comedy is your goal you have fallen short, sorry. As for Dolly and Chester, they seem a better match. You might try a cold shower.
2006-08-30 09:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
even as he's away hes probably attempting to be the ideal he must be and quicker or later have an simple pastime to preserve both you and him my suggestion is to be added information after all you suggested he cuts each body off i'll actual say college is a troublesome existence I stayed in the books and had exciting after the semester
2016-11-23 14:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she is tired of you because you can't satisfy her. Face it buddy, your'e back to circle jerkin it.
Also, are u a ram youself? I am impressed that you can type.
If you're not, then ur just a sick prick. Gettalife!
2006-08-30 09:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by bjsmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a dude some where who will do a sheep swap with u for sure just go to sheepswap.com
2006-08-30 09:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by matt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points, slug
2006-08-30 09:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, I needed a little laugh
2006-08-30 09:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by mightymight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill the ram and have lamb chops!
2006-08-30 09:43:17 · answer #9 · answered by captianpr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh man, ur a big time joker
2006-08-30 09:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋